Lock Up Your Daughters... Steve McAdam & David Coole have arrived in Wapping

 8:30pm - PUB

The Prospect of Whitby is just 50m from our block. See you there any time from about 8:30.

 10:00pm - OUR PLACE

We'll wander round the corner and up to the flat, where a range of delicacies will have been prepared to make sure no-one starves or dies of thirst.

 4:00am - BUGGER OFF

David needs his beauty sleep... and will probably have been snoring for the last 4 hours, if he hasn't changed in to a pumpkin.

Steve & David have arrived in Wapping!

 

Fun for all the family (except kids)

We'll be dancing (those who're young enough), making music (and that's not just Steve showing off), as well as verbally abusing passing party boats.

Most likely... the police won't turn up, there won't be any fighting (business analysts vs. project managers) or any other trouble.

 

Be there or be square

If you've been invited and don't come, we'll send the boys round. We know where you live!

 

By the way... we're not gay.

 

Don't bring presents or cards

Just women & alcohol

Annoy party boats

We're right on the river, and sometimes the party boats come quite close, so you'll be able to shout abuse at them.

Make music

We've got some music making toys (piano, synthesizer, Kaossilator & guitar) so any budding musicians amongst you can amuse the rest of us.

Dance

I don't personally (Steve), and David can't really either, but you feel free to express yourself in any (reasonable) way you like.